Values (sung to the tune of Morris Albert’s “Feelings”)

A simple song to soothe us all into compliance after the Carrboro Boa reemerges from their January 27-28 retreat. The BOA retreated to talk about vaules to “help guide the board through future policy-making”.

Values, nothing more than values
trying to forget they are ONLY aldermen
Teardrops, salty little teardrops rolling down their faces
as they try to forget that… citizens have a sa-a-a-y

Values, BOA creating Carrboro values
We wish you’d never been elected
that you’d never vote again,

Values, wo-o-o Dan’s values
wo-o-o Jacquie’s values
Joel’s and Generalissimo’s, too….

Values, Mayor Chilton’s taco truck and development interests
Values, gifts to developers, luo revisions and special treatment for a few
Values, doing whatever they want for whatever reason
Saying what they want to just who….

Values, wo-o-o nothing sillier
than a BOA discussing values
what a bunch of hooey-hooey-oo