Merry Carrboro has a little lawyer
His fleece wasn’t white as snow
Every time the Boa messes up
Enter in Michael Brough

Chatham had a staff attorney
His pay was 93 grand per year
If Mike had to make do with that
Fewer women would call him “Dear”

The mayor sports a Nazi flag
Waving for partners’ benefits
When Harris Teeter wants a new store
The Boa will have none of it

Merry Carrboro has a little lawyer
Who takes care of it all
Mike and buds to the rescue
With every Boa trip and fall

Who will pay his hefty fees
For the fleece not white as snow
Why, taxpayers pay the hundreds of grand
While to the beachhouse Mike will go