hip hop hipocracy
on the road to autocracy
some say progressive democrary
others see reactionary bureaucracy
rulers like drivin’ man dan …thank goodness he’s got no van
just a crummy green sedan…bumping sneekered babe…he ain’t no man
“get outa my way skinny runnin’ chick…me kid’s gotta date with a baseball stick
jump on my hood an I’ll give you a lick…do you live in carrboro you pesky hick?”
“hello nine one one…no, it’s not about a gun…just an impediment to my son
i’m dan coleman and listen up hon…i don’t give a crap about kids who run”
“yeah, i’m up for election for the first time…my last appointment didn’t cost me a dime
my platform’s cheap cribs for friends of mine…elect me and the party stays fine”
endorsements by green groups and eco friends…dan coleman’s means justify his ends
no shame, no guilt, no makin’ amends…justice for him, nah, it just depends
on hip hop hipocracy
on the road to autocracy
some say progressive democracy
others see reactionary bureaucracy
when you get inside the orange peeled…beyond the view from behind dan’s wheel
you see what’s happenin’ with the boa’s deal…it’s anarchy in carrboro, yeah, for real
all you bitchin’ babes who think you could…livin’ in two car garage suburban neighborhoods
put your booties together and shake it real good…to a new beat that’s outa da remainin’ woods
your baby’s daddy, kids and their junk….ain’t welcome here no more, you’re outa luck
give up your taxes and pay for the crunk…still, your ideas are tired ol’ school bunk
dan’s ideas are neo and supah cool…even though he’s a cranky, curmudgeonly old fool
support alderman dan, and live by his rule…it ain’t golden, but you won’t need a new school
party at the weave, dance with bruce…no need for compromise, no need for truth
usufruct some dirt but just stay loose…making sure your kid cuts in line at the caboose
hip hop hipocracy
on the road to autocracy
some say progressive democracy
others see reactionary bureaucracy
me, i see a new anarchy
a dan dan danarchy
carrboro…home of the danarchist
the dan dan danarchist
