I am Cosmo flamer, lord of the manor, firehead extraordinaire. Woot! Woot! Woot!

In earlier times you might have known me in my guise as a mild-mannered facility engineer, able to enter buildings in a single bound. But with so much media misinformation surrounding what affects our lives here in Orange County, I have exposed myself to all. I am Cosmo flamer, verbal slayer of hypocrites and poseurs, nemesis of Orange Progressives.

So welcome to my slice of the Pulp. It's all right to disagree with me, just don't do it on a ”facts optional” basis. I love the smell of napalm in the morning… and in the evening as well!

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