A newly anointed Orange Progressive Political “analyst” has come up with a mind numbingly BRILLIANT way to end poverty: Eradicate Capitalism!!

Wow, why didn't I think of that??

What a total Orange poseur this person is. In typical Orange Progressive fashion, while wanting to end capitalism, she owns two houses (see “rentier” in the phictionary). Is she renting out a low-income housing unit that was obtained from her Opie buddies several years ago? If so, sounds like a capitalist? Sound the poseur alert- WOOT WOOT WOOT.

Maybe she should provide her counsel to the poor countries in Africa, where poverty is rampant.

My advice to her is to sell all of her belongings, give the evil profits to the local homeless shelter, then go to the landfill and pick out some boxes from the recycle bin. Build a new “mud hut” home on the Weaver Street lawn, where she can hang out with her brick-dancing, anarchist, latte sipping wifi usufructing buddies in eternal happiness.

Whew, that was smokin'!! Time to cool down a bit-