There is nothing so sad as a political washout and black bagger trying to stay in the game. Sad Joe has done it again. Tears are welling up in my eyes. I wish I had nothing better to do, like our friend Joe. Got consulting??

Cosmo has had plenty of fun pulling the political tail of Joe Capowski aka “weaverguy”. His reasoning is usually so slanted and specious that you just have to laugh. So what’s Cowpies Joe up to now?

In the typical fashion of facts optional southern Orange politics, Mister Transfer Tax Blowout is talking trash about our beloved Squeeze the Pulp website. Get this: Joe says there are only 10 hits per day on our beloved website. Of course, Joe is not a Pulp site administrator, so he would have absolutely no idea how many daily hits the site averages. Lost as a fart in a tornado, as it were. Maybe he is referring to the number of hits he has to take before reading the latest pounding he is going to get from this factual site.

But, not knowing the truth doesn't stop Developer “Step’n Fetchit” Joe. Apparently, Joe is a great multitasker. While leading the pathetic losing effort of “Orange Citizens for Schools & Parks” (see Chilton's Developer Shilling Machine - read it and laugh) into a trouncing at the polls on the local transfer tax vote, Joe has time to peruse the Pulp, dance with bricks in abandoned whirligig fashion, and divine the readership of the Pulp. Cosmo ain't waiting for Sad Joe to attend a Commish meeting to demand funding for “Schools and Parks”. That concern is a canard. Joe and the Commishes have shown as much concern for full school funding and better parks as Osama has for Al Qaeda outreach programs.

Hey Joe, I got an idea. If you don't like the tone of this site, QUIT READING IT! Or can you not resist us?? But if you have to make up falsehoods about our readership, at least make them believable. Or maybe you are still recovering from the hangover of being DEAD WRONG BY A FACTOR OF 2 to 1 about the transfer tax. Hey, Joe - TRANSFER THIS HOMEY!

Better yet, why not contact General Motors about your “state of the fart” lead acid battery powered S-10 truck. They could use your brand of technological expertise. Maybe you could even move to Detroit with your detritus
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To seem, rather than to be. Repeat after me, Joe.