Carny Hand is at it again. What's the buzzword he and the Boa are applying to Northern Carrboro? Walkable! Yes, that warm and fuzzy word used by people who drive to their planning meetings.

Hey Carny Hand, Northern Carrboro is several miles across and several miles long. Even the vaunted dense growth experts say that a walkable area is between one quarter and one half mile square. Walkable? The place is huge. Only a bunch of überwankers who have never visited the area ON FOOT would jawflap this claptrap.

I know that Northern Carrburbans must loom as financial giants to those in tax exempt, non-profit, grant consuming historic Carrboro, but they really don't have forty foot legs.

Yes, the planning carnival is back in town!