Next Monday Night, the local Developer’s Support Group aka the Sierra Club (you know, the eco-fascist, global whining, don't actually do anything but feel good about all the happy talk, poseur group, just stay over in the Phictionary for a while, you'll get the point) will have its equivalent of “America's Next Top Model” show.
You will be highly entertained by a laborious, sonorious, greenhouse emitting, ritualistic coronation of the next dense development darling, Orange County ”big commish”. (See Hot Orange Sierra Club Behind Bars Story.) Weighed down by illusions of grandiose pomposity, the local Sierra Club will stage the Top Model Show at the Carrboro town hall. I know that although it’s entertainment, it will be totally unbiased. No payola here.
I can hardly stand it. Such excitement. Who’s going to win? My breath is bated (which is part of my carbon sequestering plan).
Let me look at my program. The seven candidates they will actually consider backing include:
1. Bernadette Pelissier, former head of the local Sierra Club and AWOL environmental injustice expert;
2. Bernadette Pelissier, former head of the local Sierra Club and AWOL environmental injustice expert;
3. Bernadette Pelissier; former head of the local Sierra Club and AWOL environmental injustice expert;
4. Bernadette Pelissier, former head of the local Sierra Club and AWOL environmental injustice expert;
5. Bernadette Pelissier, former head of the local Sierra Club and AWOL environmental injustice expert;
6. Bernadette Pelissier, former head of the local Sierra Club and AWOL environmental injustice expert; and last but not least,
7. Bernadette Pelissier, former head of the local Sierra Club and AWOL environmental injustice expert.
Here is a link to the happy folk, announcing their coronation of the next ecoposeur candidate: See Dynamic Pearls of Wisdom Video.
Watch it and weep. Of course, I am torn as far as whether to watch this gripping event or to instead tune into the National Geographic special to be aired at the same time, “Mating Habits of Orange County Weasels”.
Either way, I am sure it will be exciting.
