Taco Taco Man
(with thanks to the Village People, the original Village People, that is – not the losers who think they are “utopiazing” Carrboro… and you know who you are)

Taco Taco Man
I just want to be a Taco Man
Taco Taco Man
Servin slop from my taco stand

I have squatters rights I’m Taco Taco Man
An alien entrepreneur workin in my taco stand
Got a mobile mexican restaurant – it’s on wheels
No inspections, permits, taxes – life’s a steal
Widest Margin Jacquie welcomes me with open arms
I’m a special person the BOA won’t do me no harm

Taco Taco Man
I just want to be a Taco Man
Taco Taco Man
Get your stomach cramps at my stand

You can tell a Taco Taco Man
You see my dirty white step van
Parked on a greasy spot in a local parking lot
I don’t worry bout germs or if my food is hot
‘Cause Mayor Chilton loves my grub
I’m making Carrboro special–there’s no rub


Taco Taco Man
I just gotta be a Taco Man
Taco Taco Man
Skimming off the fat of the land

You can’t squeal on Taco Taco Man
Anonymous complaints will soon be banned
The anarchistic BOA always has its way
Not another whiner will have a say
Trying to stop Taco Taco Man
From servin up slop in my taco stand

Taco Taco Man
Carrboro Opies love the Taco Man
Taco Taco Man
My tacqueria will never be banned