COSMO's FLAME PIT

You have arrived in the Flamepit, Squeeze the Pulp's land of fire and brimstone. I am Cosmo flamer, lord of the manor, firehead extraordinaire. Woot! Woot! Woot!

(The Squeeze the Pulp editors are grateful to Cosmo for presenting his unique brand of political satire. His appearance is not an endorsement of any views presented elsewhere at this website. He didn't ask us to give this disclaimer, if he had, then he would have demanded.)


think_cosmo_can_t_resist_flaming_you..._press_here

Latest Roastings - Press on the Image to Read the Rant

Cosmo Grateful For Opium Pit Voting Guide

cow_pies.jpg



Carrboro Cat Fight Ahead



Palin Impales OPies

palin_bikini.jpg



The Carrboro Vibe.. or Catching a Buzz in Carrboro



Orange Progressives' Feel Good Poseur Chickens Come Home to Roost. The Hen House Needs a Cleaning!



"Genius" of Local Progressivism Hits Cosmo From Every Direction!

mickey_fire.jpg



Orange Progressives Trip on Transfer Tax... End of an Error??

donkey_in_well.jpg



Katz Scratch FEVER!!



Squeeze the Pulp Archives, For Sale at www.ebay.com

archives.jpg



Chat with Cosmo

flame_cosmo_back_-_phd

if_you_think_i_should_behave_then-_phd

Where everything is WELL DONE!


Press on Image to See Cosmo's Music Video


propane_flame.jpg