|~~NOTOC~~| ====== Welcome to Squeeze the Pulp! A Juicy Look At the Zany World of Orange County and Chapelboro™, North Carolina ====== ^//Harvesting Seeds Of Wisdom From Fields of Stupidity...//^| ==== User Notice: We'll Take You Down the Rabbit Hole... ==== ^{{flowplay>test:stp_intro.flv}}^ ^Freshly Squeezed Juice! Highlight Any Photo Below with Your Mouse and Press for a Refreshingly Different Slice of Zesty Orange County^ ^⇓ For General Site Feedback Go to the Bottom ⇓^ ^[[ho:start#the_zany_orange County_year_ 2010_in_review|The Zany Orange County Year 2010 In Review]]^ ^{{irresponsibility350.jpg|}}^ ^♦^ \\ ^[[ho:sidebar|The Zany Orange County Year 2009 In Review]]^ ^[[ho:sidebar|The Zany Orange County Year 2008 In Review]]^ === Th Anarchists Dilemma - Can You Still Be An Anarchist When You Are The Man? === ^[[http://squeezethepulp.com/w/ho:february_2012#the_anarchists_dilemma_-_can_you_still_be_an_anarchist_when_you_are_the_man|{{:ho:coleman_marx.gif|}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ === Local Progressive Documentary Award Winner Compares Chapelboro To Post-Fascist 1980s Nicaragua? === ^[[http://squeezethepulp.com/w/ho:february_2012#local_progressive_documentary_award_winner_compares_chapelboro_to_post-fascist_1980s_nicaragua|{{:ho:trent_haze.jpg?350x350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ === Guerilla Gardening In Pavement? Occupy Carrboro Hits Bottom At CVS Site === ^[[http://squeezethepulp.com/w/ho:february_2012#guerilla_gardening_in_pavement_occupy_carrboro_hits_bottom_at_cvs_site|{{:ho:comm_realty_guerilla_garden.jpg?350x350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ === Occupy Carrboro Can't Figure Out Weaver Street Market Exec And Mayor Chilton Are "The Man" === ^[[http://squeezethepulp.com/w/ho:february_2012#occupy_carrboro_can_t_figure_out_weaver_street_market_exec_and_mayor_chilton_are_the_man|{{:ho:chilton_ocb.jpg?400X350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ === Should Progressive Chapelboro Educators Consider Finnishing Schools === ^[[http://squeezethepulp.com/w/ho:december_2011#should_progressive_chapelboro_educators_consider_finnishing_schools|{{:ho:finland_flag.gif|}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ === Progressive Activist Exercises Right To Denigrate Straight, White, Affluent Men === ^[[http://squeezethepulp.com/w/ho:december_2011#progressive_activist_exercises_right_to_denigrate_straight_white_affluent_men|{{:ho:anarchist_flag_sinreich.jpg|}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ === Failed Progressive Developer Turns To Civil Disobedience === ^[[http://squeezethepulp.com/w/ho:december_2011#failed_progressive_developer_turns_to_civil_disobedience|{{:ho:greenbridgestreet.jpg?350x350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ === Mayor Mark Chilton Invokes Gandhi & Martin Luther King, Jr., 2012 Elections Must Be Coming === ^[[http://squeezethepulp.com/w/ho:december_2011#mayor_mark_chilton_invokes_gandhi_martin_luther_king_jr_2012_elections_must_be_coming|{{:ho:chilton_gandhi_king.jpg?350x350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ === Crony Capitalism Construction Crushes. Carrboro Offers Crushing Indebtedness === ^[[http://squeezethepulp.com/w/ho:november_2011#crony_capitalism_construction_crushes_carrboro_offers_crushing_indebtedness|{{:ho:carrboro_chicken.jpg?350x350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ === Chapel Hill Leaders Perplexed As To How Allowing Illegal Camping Led To Illegal Seizure === ^[[http://squeezethepulp.com/w/ho:november_2011#chapel_hill_leaders_perplexed_as_to_how_allowing_illegal_camping_led_to_illegal_seizure|{{:ho:mayormark_bewildered..jpg?350x350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ === "Crazy Call" Dan Coleman Offers To Mediate Between Chapel Hill & Anarchists === ^[[http://squeezethepulp.com/w/ho:november_2011#crazy_call_dan_coleman_offers_to_mediate_between_chapel_hill_anarchists|{{:ho:coleman_carxing.jpg?350x350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ === Orange County Commissioners Game Sales Tax Increase === ^[[http://squeezethepulp.com/w/ho:november_2011#orange_county_commissioners_game_sales_tax_increase|{{:ho:oc_wrecking_ball.jpg?350x350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ === Mayor Kleinschmidt Embraces "Occupy Chapel Hill", Ignore OCH Anarchists Breaking Into Franklin Street Buildings === ^[[http://squeezethepulp.com/w/ho:november_2011#mayor_kleinschmidt_embraces_occupy_chapel_hill_forget_och_anarchists_breaking_into_franklin_street_buildings|{{:ho:occupy_yates.jpg?350x350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ === Chapel Hill Finds Solution To Homelessness, Simply Call Them Occupiers And Let Them Camp! === ^[[http://squeezethepulp.com/w/ho:november_2011#chapel_hill_finds_solution_to_homelessness_simply_call_them_occupiers_and_let_them_camp|{{:ho:och.jpg?350x350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ === UNC Hustles County On Carbon Credits & Free Power === ^[[http://squeezethepulp.com/w/ho:november_2011#unc_hustles_county_on_carbon_credits_free_power|{{:ho:oc_unc_ladfill_gas.jpg?350x350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ === Spoiled, Peevish, Progressive "WannaDoNothings" Plan "Occupy Chapel Hill Carrboro" Party === ^[[http://squeezethepulp.com/w/ho:october_2011#spoiled_peevish_progressive_wannadonothings_plan_occupy_chapel_hill_carrboro_party|{{:ho:protesters_connect.jpg?350x350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ === Plenty Attend College In North Carolina, But Few Graduate === ^[[http://squeezethepulp.com/w/ho:october_2011#plenty_attend_college_in_north_carolina_but_few_graduate|{{:ho:old_money_well.jpg?350x350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ === Local Progessives Feed Off ARRA Stimulus Trough === ^[[http://squeezethepulp.com/w/ho:october_2011#local_progessives_feed_off_arra_stimulus_trough|{{:ho:randyeats.jpg?350x350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ === North Carolina Sixth In Job Losses Due To China Free Trade === ^[[http://squeezethepulp.com/w/ho:september_2011#north_carolina_sixth_in_job_losses_due_to_china_free_trade|{{:ho:unemployment_facts.jpg?350x350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ === Closed Meetings, Muzzled Opposition, Progressive Due Process In Action === ^[[http://squeezethepulp.com/w/ho:september_2011#closed_meetings_muzzled_opposition_progressive_due_process_in_action|{{:ho:kleinschmidt_king.jpg?350x350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ === Doubling Down On A Sales Tax Increase === ^[[http://squeezethepulp.com/w/ho:september_2011#doubling_down_on_a_sales_tax_increase|{{:ho:vote_zombie.jpg?350x350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ === Will Our Postal Service Go Postal? === ^[[http://squeezethepulp.com/w/ho:september_2011#will_our_postal_service_go_postal|{{:ho:postal.jpg?350x350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ === Chapel Hill Paying For Well-heeled Private Developer Planning Costs, Life On The Edge === ^[[http://squeezethepulp.com/w/ho:september_2011#chapel_hill_paying_for_well-heeled_private_developer_planning_costs_life_on_the_edge|{{:ho:spider_room.jpg?350x350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ === Progressive Police Arrest Business Owner, Not Micturating And Vomiting Panhandlers === ^[[http://squeezethepulp.com/w/ho:september_2011#progressive_police_arrest_business_owner_not_micturating_and_vomiting_panhandlers|{{:ho:alcohol_research_franklin.jpg?350x350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ === BOA Loosens Loan Terms On Political Friends, While Tightening Terms On Anyone Daring To Question Them === ^[[http://squeezethepulp.com/w/ho:august_2011#boa_loosens_loan_terms_on_political_friends_while_tightening_terms_on_anyone_daring_to_question_them|{{:ho:chilton_integrity.jpg?350x350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ === Progressive Poets, Boffo Bureaucratic Bliss, Carrboro Haiku This === ^[[http://squeezethepulp.com/w/ho:august_2011#progressive_poets_boffo_bureaucratic_bliss_carrboro_haiku_this|{{:ho:haiku_this.jpg?350x350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ === A Penny For Your Ethics, Rich Lessons In Progressive Self-dealing === ^[[http://squeezethepulp.com/w/ho:august_2011#a_penny_for_your_ethics_rich_lessons_in_progressive_self-dealing|{{:ho:pennypenny.jpg?350x350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ === Sugarland Too Successful For Chapelboro, Flaccid ED Not To The Rescue === ^[[http://squeezethepulp.com/w/ho:august_2011#sugarland_too_successful_for_chapelboro_flaccid_ed_not_to_the_rescue|{{:ho:bassettbork.jpg?350x350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ === Smart Growth Land Use Planning, Epic Fail, No Consequences === ^[[http://squeezethepulp.com/w/ho:august_2011#smart_growth_land_use_planning_epic_fail_no_consequences|{{:ho:hubris_vodka_copy.jpg?350x350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ === Local Progressive Media Praises Taxing Performance === ^[[http://squeezethepulp.com/w/ho:august_2011#local_progressive_media_praises_taxing_performance|{{:ho:real-estate_advertiser_copy.jpg?350x350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ === What Happened To The Bain Report, Will The UNC Administrative Onion Ever Be Peeled? === ^[[http://squeezethepulp.com/w/ho:august_2011#what_happened_to_the_bain_report_will_the_unc_administrative_onion_ever_be_peeled|{{:ho:unc_onion.jpg?350x350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ === Carrboro Creative Coworking Stops Working, More Flaccid ED === ^[[http://squeezethepulp.com/w/ho:july_2011#carrboro_creative_coworking_stops_working_more_flaccid_ed |{{:ho:yeshmath.jpg?350x350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ === Carrboro Alderman Coleman Confuses "Tax Rates" With "Tax Bills" === ^[[http://squeezethepulp.com/w/ho:june_2011#carrboro_alderman_coleman_confuses_tax_rates_with_tax_bills|{{:ho:mad_alderdan.jpg?350x350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ === Carrboro Seeks To Enforce Not Ready For Prime Time Building Code === ^[[http://squeezethepulp.com/w/ho:march_2011#carrboro_seeks_to_enforce_not_ready_for_prime_time_building_code|{{:ho:chilton_integrity.jpg?350x350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ === Senator Kinnaird Wants Commissioners Freed From State Ethics Policy === ^[[http://squeezethepulp.com/w/ho:march_2011#senator_kinnaird_wants_commissioners_freed_from_state_ethics_policy|{{:ho:kinnaird_oz.jpg?350x350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ === Another ERIPOFF For North Carolina Federal Taxpayers === ^[[http://squeezethepulp.com/w/ho:march_2011#another_eripoff_for_north_carolina_federal_taxpayers|{{:ho:oc_tax_ball.jpg?350x350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ ==== Carrboro Hires Land Use Planner For Economic Development? ==== ^[[http://squeezethepulp.com/w/ho:march_2011#carrboro_hires_land_use_planner_for_economic_development|{{:ho:oc_ed_baby.jpg?350x350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ === Chapel Hill Town Council Misses Target On Bowhunting Deer Overpopulation === ^[[http://squeezethepulp.com/w/ho:march_2011#chapel_hill_town_council_misses_target_on_bowhunting_deer_overpopulation|{{:ho:chapel_hill_does.jpg?350x350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ === Think Local First, But Act Non-Local (& Non-Profit!) === ^[[http://squeezethepulp.com/w/ho:february_2011#think_local_first_but_act_non-local_non-profit|{{:ho:locavore.jpg?350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ === Orange County Sales Tax Doldrums Continues While Neighboring Counties Recover === ^[[http://squeezethepulp.com/w/ho:february_2011#orange_county_sales_tax_doldrums_continues_while_neighboring_counties_recover|{{:ho:yeshmath.jpg?350x350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ === Alderman Slade Promotes "No Coal" By 2030, Civilization In Balance? === ^[[ho:january_2011#alderman_slade_promotes_no_coal_by_2030_civilization_in_balance|{{:ho:sammy_up_in_smoke.jpg?350x350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ === Mayor Chilton Drops F-Bomb On Paranoid Schizophrenic === ^[[ho:january_2011#mayor_chilton_drops_f-bomb_on_paranoid_schizophrenic|{{:ho:sparky_s_turd_polish.jpg?350x350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ === Carrboro Locavores Eat White Cross Locavores === ^[[ho:january_2011#carrboro_locavores_eat_white_cross_locavores|{{:ho:carrboro_greenshirts.jpg?350x350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ === Private Administration Of Government Energy Loan Consumes 25% of Program === ^[[ho:january_2011#private_administration_of_government_energy_loan_consumes_25%_of_program|{{:ho:chapelboro_mind_control.gif|}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ === North Carolina Fifth Most Corrupt State In Nation === ^[[ho:january_2011#north_carolina_fifth_most_corrupt_state_in_nation|{{:ho:spider_room.jpg?350x350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ === Orange County ED Director Resigns, Another Success? === ^[[ho:january_2011#orange_county_ed_director_resigns_another_success|{{:ho:oc_ed_baby.jpg?350x350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ ==== The Future of Falling Tax Assessments ==== ^[[ho:january_2011#the_future_of_falling_tax_assessments|{{:ho:oc_wrecking_ball.jpg?350x350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ === Chapelboro Mayors To Use Police To Ensure Dayworkers Get Paid, State Getting Paid Income Taxes From Dayworkers Not An Issue === ^[[ho:december_2010#chapelboro_mayors_to_use_police_to_ensure_dayworkers_get_paid_state_getting_paid_income_taxes_from_dayworkers_not_an_issue|{{:ho:illegal_alien_carrboro.jpg?350x350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ ==== Weaver Street Market, The Uncooperative Cooperative Management ==== ^[[ho:october_2010#weaver_street_market_the_uncooperative_cooperative_management|{{:ho:weave.jpg?350x350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ ==== Carrboro Town Attorney Runs Meter During Boa's Embarassing Failure ==== ^[[ho:january_2010#carrboro_town_attorney_runs_meter_during_boa_s_embarassing_failure|{{:ho:carrboro_meter.gif|}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ ==== Ties That Bind, Local Carrboro Media Borrows $50,000 From Carrboro ==== ^[[ho:june_2009#ties_that_bind_local_carrboro_media_borrows_50_000_from_carrboro|{{:ho:carrboro_citizen_golden_handcuffs.jpg?350x350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ ==== Carrboro Town Staff Turns Thumbscrews On Widow With Boa Approval, The Cost Of Not Being A Boa Pal ==== ^[[ho:february_2009#carrboro_town_staff_turns_thumbscrews_on_widow_with_boa_approval_the_cost_of_not_being_a_boa_pal|{{:ho:pzi_rulers_of_evil.jpg?350x350}}]]^ ^♦^ \\ \\ === To Add Your Thoughts, Log In and Type In the White Box Below. 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