===== Values... a Boa serenade honoring their annual tent revival =====

==== Press on the Image Below for a Special Presentation From the Carrboro Town Archives ==== 
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Values (sung to the tune of Morris Albert’s “Feelings”)\\ 
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A simple song to soothe us all into compliance after the Carrboro Boa reemerges from their January 27-28 retreat.  The BOA retreated to talk about vaules to “//help guide the board through future policy-making//”.
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Values, nothing more than values\\ 
trying to forget they are ONLY aldermen\\ 
Teardrops, salty little teardrops rolling down their faces\\ 
as they try to forget that... citizens have a sa-a-a-y\\ 
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Values, BOA creating Carrboro values\\ 
We wish you’d never been elected\\ 
that you’d never vote again,\\ 
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Values, wo-o-o Dan’s values\\ 
wo-o-o Jacquie’s values\\ 
Joel’s and Generalissimo’s, too....\\ 
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Values, Mayor Chilton’s taco truck and development interests\\ 
Values, gifts to developers, luo revisions and special treatment for a few\\ 
Values, doing whatever they want for whatever reason\\ 
Saying what they want to just who....\\ 
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Values,  wo-o-o nothing sillier\\ 
than a BOA discussing values\\ 
what a bunch of hooey-hooey-oo\\ 
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