===== Taco Taco Man... an ode to unlicensed, untaxed, uninspected taco stands =====
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Taco Taco Man\\  
(with thanks to the Village People, the original Village People, that is -- not the losers who think they are "utopiazing" Carrboro... and you know who you are)\\ 
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Taco Taco Man\\ 
I just want to be a Taco Man\\ 
Taco Taco Man\\ 
Servin slop from my taco stand\\ 
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I have squatters rights I’m Taco Taco Man\\ 
An alien entrepreneur workin in my taco stand\\ 
Got a mobile mexican restaurant -- it’s on wheels\\ 
No inspections, permits, taxes -- life’s a steal\\ 
Widest Margin Jacquie welcomes me with open arms\\ 
I’m a special person the BOA won’t do me no harm\\ 
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Taco Taco Man\\ 
I just want to be a Taco Man\\ 
Taco Taco Man\\ 
Get your stomach cramps at my stand\\ 
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You can tell a Taco Taco Man\\ 
You see my dirty white step van\\ 
Parked on a greasy spot in a local parking lot\\ 
I don’t worry bout germs or if my food is hot\\ 
‘Cause Mayor Chilton loves my grub\\ 
I’m making Carrboro special--there’s no rub\\ 
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Taco Taco Man\\ 
I just gotta be a Taco Man\\ 
Taco Taco Man\\ 
Skimming off the fat of the land\\ 
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You can’t squeal on Taco Taco Man\\ 
Anonymous complaints will soon be banned\\ 
The anarchistic BOA always has its way\\  
Not another whiner will have a say\\ 
Trying to stop Taco Taco Man\\ 
From servin up slop in my taco stand\\ 
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Taco Taco Man\\ 
Carrboro Opies love the Taco Man\\ 
Taco Taco Man\\ 
My tacqueria will never be banned\\