===== Merry Carrboro Has A Little Lawyer =====

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=== A Little Ditty to Be Sung to the Tune of "Mary Had a Little Lamb" ===

Merry Carrboro has a little lawyer\\ 
His fleece wasn’t white as snow\\ 
Every time the Boa messes up\\ 
Enter in Michael Brough\\ 
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Chatham had a staff attorney\\ 
His pay was 93 grand per year\\ 
If Mike had to make do with that\\ 
Fewer women would call him “Dear”\\ 
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The mayor sports a Nazi flag\\ 
Waving for partners’ benefits\\ 
When Harris Teeter wants a new store\\ 
The Boa will have none of it\\ 
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Merry Carrboro has a little lawyer\\ 
Who takes care of it all\\ 
Mike and buds to the rescue\\ 
With every Boa trip and fall\\ 
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Who will pay his hefty fees\\ 
For the fleece not white as snow\\ 
Why, taxpayers pay the hundreds of grand\\ 
While to the beachhouse Mike will go\\