====== hip hop hipocracy…an ode to dan coleman ======
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hip hop hipocracy\\ 
on the road to autocracy\\ 
some say progressive democrary\\ 
others see reactionary bureaucracy\\ 

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rulers like drivin’ man dan …thank goodness he’s got no van\\ 
just a crummy green sedan…bumping sneekered babe…he ain’t no man\\ 

“get outa my way skinny runnin’ chick…me kid’s gotta date with a baseball stick\\ 
jump on my hood an I’ll give you a lick…do you live in carrboro you pesky hick?”\\ 

“hello nine one one…no, it’s not about a gun…just an impediment to my son\\ 
i’m dan coleman and listen up hon…i don’t give a crap about kids who run”\\ 

“yeah, i’m up for election for the first time…my last appointment didn’t cost me a dime\\ 
my platform’s cheap cribs for friends of mine…elect me and the party stays fine”\\ 

endorsements by green groups and eco friends…dan coleman’s means justify his ends\\ 
no shame, no guilt, no makin’ amends…justice for him, nah, it just depends\\ 

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on hip hop hipocracy\\ 
on the road to autocracy\\ 
some say progressive democracy\\ 
others see reactionary bureaucracy\\ 

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when you get inside the orange peeled…beyond the view from behind dan’s wheel\\ 
you see what’s happenin’ with the boa’s deal…it’s anarchy in carrboro, yeah, for real\\ 

all you bitchin’ babes who think you could…livin’ in two car garage suburban neighborhoods\\ 
put your booties together and shake it real good…to a new beat that’s outa da remainin’ woods\\ 

your baby’s daddy, kids and their junk….ain’t welcome here no more, you’re outa luck\\ 
give up your taxes and pay for the crunk…still, your ideas are tired ol’ school bunk\\ 

dan’s ideas are neo and supah cool…even though he’s a cranky, curmudgeonly old fool\\ 
support alderman dan, and live by his rule…it ain’t golden, but you won’t need a new school\\ 

party at the weave, dance with bruce…no need for compromise, no need for truth\\ 
usufruct some dirt but just stay loose…making sure your kid cuts in line at the caboose\\ 

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hip hop hipocracy\\ 
on the road to autocracy\\ 
some say progressive democracy\\ 
others see reactionary bureaucracy\\ 

me, i see a new anarchy\\ 
a dan dan danarchy\\ 
carrboro…home of the danarchist\\ 
the dan dan danarchist\\