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====== COSMO's FLAME PIT ======
===== You have arrived in the Flamepit, Squeeze the Pulp's land of fire and brimstone. I am Cosmo flamer, lord of the manor, firehead extraordinaire.  Woot! Woot! Woot! =====
=== (The Squeeze the Pulp editors are grateful to Cosmo for presenting his unique brand of political satire.  His appearance is not an endorsement of any views presented elsewhere at this website.  He didn't ask us to give this disclaimer, if he had, then he would have demanded.) ===

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===== Latest Roastings - Press on the Image to Read the Rant =====
==== Cosmo Grateful For Opium Pit Voting Guide ====
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==== Carrboro Cat Fight Ahead ====
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==== Palin Impales OPies ====
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==== The Carrboro Vibe.. or Catching a Buzz in Carrboro ====
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==== Orange Progressives' Feel Good Poseur Chickens Come Home to Roost. The Hen House Needs a Cleaning! ====
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==== "Genius" of Local Progressivism Hits Cosmo From Every Direction! ====
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==== Orange Progressives Trip on Transfer Tax... End of an Error?? ====
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==== Katz Scratch FEVER!! ====
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==== Squeeze the Pulp Archives, For Sale at www.ebay.com ====
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===== Where everything is WELL DONE! =====
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=== Press on Image to See Cosmo's Music Video ===
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