===== Cyberwanker Alert!  Someone Dislikes The Pulp! =====
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I just love it on chilly evenings when a OPie cyberwanker chooses out of the goodness of his heart to share his cumbayah (see [[start#cumbayah|Phictionary]]) love with those, such as Cosmo, not wise enough to see their brilliance.  

In the [[http://squeezethepulp.com/w/start|Pulp Cover Feedback Section]], Mr. Jason Stewart dutifully informs us: "//Jason Stewart, 2008/03/06 12:53: 
I can only wonder if those of you who write this drivel realize how you come across, not to mention the low bar for accuracy and truthfulness that you've set for yourselves. No wonder there is little attention to your “contributions” to public discourse on any issue.//"

That is soooooo sweet!  Of course, Cosmo has to ask - Mr. Stewart, why are you bothering to read, much less comment on this Rind Zine, if it's so inaccurate and untruthful?  Has it ever occurred to you that the best way for the Pulp to contribute to public discourse is to simply stand out of the way of your buds and let them //fubar// this area?   Cosmo needs them for content.  And baby, in this target rich environment, it's all about the content! 

I don't know about you folks, but I think he'll be a contestant in the upcoming First Annual Pulp GOFY Trophy Awards - the trophy for winning (or is that whining) OPie true believers!