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Welcome to Squeeze the Pulp! A Juicy Look At the Zany World of Orange County, North Carolina

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The Zany Orange County Year 2009 In Review
The Zany Orange County Year 2008 In Review

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Special Police Treatment For Special People, John Edwards Wallet Incident


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Mayor Mark Poor Mouths Other Mayor Mark While Asking County For $2,700,000 Carrboro Library


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Edwards Hunter Sues For Sex Tape, Pulp Video Exclusive


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Crop Mobbing, Carrboro Alderman Slade's Tax Evasion Answer To A Collapsing Economy


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Carrboro Town Attorney Runs Meter During Boa's Embarassing Failure


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IFC Homeless Shelter Site, Council Says "Trust Us"


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Carrboro Says "Yesh" To Another Partially Secured Loan


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Aldermen Dan Coleman Troubled By Criminal Behavior. Will Carrboro Ban Mirrors?


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Dense Future Revealed, Chapelboro 2035 - Student Population Growth


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The "Great Unleashing", Chapelboro To Hold Climate Change Revival


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Dense Future Revealed, Chapelboro 2035 - Employment Population Growth


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Gunfight At The FOMBY Corral, Dave Otto Too Slow On The Draw


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Dense Future Revealed, Chapelboro 2035 - Overall Population Growth


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Stylish Marriage? Boa Pals Get $1,800,000 Country Bike Lane Dowry


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Tax & Spend, Living Within One's Means Isn't A Choice


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Bambi's Revenge, Doe..n't Shoot Urban Deer


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Local Living Economy Or Local Fascist Economy? Economic Justice Revealed


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Mayor Kleinschmidt Not Color Blind, Just Math Challenged, "6" Is Greater Than "3300+"


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Dinero En Mano! Local Media Makes Like Ostriches


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Former Town Councilor Cam Hill Violates Election Law, Rosemary's Baby Has Devil Of A Time


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Herrera Exits, El Centro Latino Shutters, Will Señor Slade Provide Relief In January


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LocalMotive, Economic Development Train Wreck In Slow Motion?


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Chapel Hill Homeless To Become "Illegal Immigrants"?


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City Schools Not Good Enough For Carrboro Elected Officials' Children?


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Local Print Media Unable To Ask Probing Election Questions


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Carrboro Mayor Chilton Drinks In Moonshining Past


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N&O Axes Czajkowski In Well-timed Hatchet Job, Chapel Hill News To Swing On Sunday?


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Friends Of My Bolin Creek Genuflect To Mayor Chilton, Political Whoring Or True Love?


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Party Guide Indy Endorses Usual Suspects. Party On!


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Mike Nelson Flees County Commishes, Next Year County Budget Declared Disaster Area


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Local Progressive Media Labelmaker Cranks Up!


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Carrboro (~15%) Trumps Chapel Hill (~8%) In Municipal Employee Growth Parade Over Last Six Years


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Great Southestern Drought Of 2005-2007 Tied To Population Growth, Not Mankind-Driven Catastrophic Climate Change, Bad News For Pro-growth Politicians


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"Mad Matt Disease" Spreading??? New Political Blog Raises "Public Mental Health" Questions


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Bailout For Dream Team Developer, Senate Hopeful Foy Aims To Fill Senate Campaign Coffer?


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Pricey UNC Planner Moves To Chapel Hill Position, Carolina North Groundwork Paid For By Townies?


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"Dancing With Bricks" Man Returns To A New "Dancing Dan", Alderman Coleman Now A Staunch "Property Rights" Advocate


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"There Are Two Americas, And I Have Children In Each Of Them"


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Fruit Falls Close To Tree, Haley Koch Parents OK With Disrupting Unwanted Speech


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Ties That Bind, Local Carrboro Media Borrows $50,000 From Carrboro


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Carrboro Town Staff Turns Thumbscrews On Widow With Boa Approval, The Cost Of Not Being A Boa Pal


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Cutson Commentary - UNC’s Expansion Of Animal Research Labs And Storage Facilities


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Cosmo Commentary - Carrboro Cat Fight Ahead


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Rhymes Without Reason from Carrboro's Poet Lariat - Merry Carrboro Has a Little Lawyer


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The Pulpmeisters have always been interested in controversial, fact-based material flavored with humor. After all, when you squeeze the pulp, the juice flows in all directions.
Is there a place for you as a Pulp contributor? Do you have personal integrity? Can you tolerate the abuse of defamatory trolls? Could you be the next zesty personality providing your own flavor to the Pulp, as different as Cosmo Flamer is from the Poet Lariat?
If so, develop some potential pulpy material, drop us a line, and let us know.
No promises, but we know where the true “creative class” lives.

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