[Cosmo], the web statistics sites show that almost nobody is reading your site, (see www.statbrain.com). You might as well save the money you pay your web guru and just email the two or three people who look at it. On the other hand, you might be better off canning the whole idea in favor of taking a Dale Carnegie course or something.

Dear Mr. Weaver Guy/Joe Capowski:

Your note was forwarded to Cosmo Flamer over in the Flame Pit. Cosmo sends the following response back.

(For the record, Cosmo is not the editor.)

“Joe baby, work with me. As long as I have you admiring my “cosmological geniousity”, you gotta admit, it’s you who can’t resist me baby!

I can understand your “moth to a flame” attraction to Statbrain. “Statbrain” – the perfect description of an Orange Progressive brain. It needs medical assistance stat! That site is about as lame as it gets. But even it admits that it has no basis in fact. I guess a “facts optional” person isn’t bothered by those limitations.

I’ll let the Pulp editors address the hit data. But I know I have more admirers (and detractors) than other local sites, such as Opium Politics and the RingaDingNing. (Talk about dead!). My hits are more in line, with say, www.moronsinchapelhill.com or www.annarborisoverrated.com.

But thanks for your continued patronage! Gotta go. Got some juice to squeeze for the locavores.

Love ya baby… Cosmo”