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Th Anarchists Dilemma - Can You Still Be An Anarchist When You Are The Man?



Local Progressive Documentary Award Winner Compares Chapelboro To Post-Fascist 1980s Nicaragua?

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Guerilla Gardening In Pavement? Occupy Carrboro Hits Bottom At CVS Site

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Occupy Carrboro Can't Figure Out Weaver Street Market Exec And Mayor Chilton Are "The Man"

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Should Progressive Chapelboro Educators Consider Finnishing Schools



Progressive Activist Exercises Right To Denigrate Straight, White, Affluent Men



Failed Progressive Developer Turns To Civil Disobedience

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Mayor Mark Chilton Invokes Gandhi & Martin Luther King, Jr., 2012 Elections Must Be Coming



Crony Capitalism Construction Crushes. Carrboro Offers Crushing Indebtedness

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Chapel Hill Leaders Perplexed As To How Allowing Illegal Camping Led To Illegal Seizure

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"Crazy Call" Dan Coleman Offers To Mediate Between Chapel Hill & Anarchists

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Orange County Commissioners Game Sales Tax Increase

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Mayor Kleinschmidt Embraces "Occupy Chapel Hill", Ignore OCH Anarchists Breaking Into Franklin Street Buildings

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Chapel Hill Finds Solution To Homelessness, Simply Call Them Occupiers And Let Them Camp!

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UNC Hustles County On Carbon Credits & Free Power

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Spoiled, Peevish, Progressive "WannaDoNothings" Plan "Occupy Chapel Hill Carrboro" Party

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Plenty Attend College In North Carolina, But Few Graduate

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Local Progessives Feed Off ARRA Stimulus Trough

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North Carolina Sixth In Job Losses Due To China Free Trade

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Closed Meetings, Muzzled Opposition, Progressive Due Process In Action

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Doubling Down On A Sales Tax Increase

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Will Our Postal Service Go Postal?

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Chapel Hill Paying For Well-heeled Private Developer Planning Costs, Life On The Edge

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Progressive Police Arrest Business Owner, Not Micturating And Vomiting Panhandlers

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BOA Loosens Loan Terms On Political Friends, While Tightening Terms On Anyone Daring To Question Them

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Progressive Poets, Boffo Bureaucratic Bliss, Carrboro Haiku This

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A Penny For Your Ethics, Rich Lessons In Progressive Self-dealing

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Sugarland Too Successful For Chapelboro, Flaccid ED Not To The Rescue

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Smart Growth Land Use Planning, Epic Fail, No Consequences

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Local Progressive Media Praises Taxing Performance

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What Happened To The Bain Report, Will The UNC Administrative Onion Ever Be Peeled?

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Carrboro Creative Coworking Stops Working, More Flaccid ED

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Carrboro Alderman Coleman Confuses "Tax Rates" With "Tax Bills"

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Carrboro Seeks To Enforce Not Ready For Prime Time Building Code

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Senator Kinnaird Wants Commissioners Freed From State Ethics Policy

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Another ERIPOFF For North Carolina Federal Taxpayers

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Carrboro Hires Land Use Planner For Economic Development?

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Chapel Hill Town Council Misses Target On Bowhunting Deer Overpopulation

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Think Local First, But Act Non-Local (& Non-Profit!)

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Orange County Sales Tax Doldrums Continues While Neighboring Counties Recover

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Alderman Slade Promotes "No Coal" By 2030, Civilization In Balance?

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Mayor Chilton Drops F-Bomb On Paranoid Schizophrenic

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Carrboro Locavores Eat White Cross Locavores

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Private Administration Of Government Energy Loan Consumes 25% of Program



North Carolina Fifth Most Corrupt State In Nation

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Orange County ED Director Resigns, Another Success?

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The Future of Falling Tax Assessments

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Chapelboro Mayors To Use Police To Ensure Dayworkers Get Paid, State Getting Paid Income Taxes From Dayworkers Not An Issue

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Weaver Street Market, The Uncooperative Cooperative Management

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Carrboro Town Attorney Runs Meter During Boa's Embarassing Failure



Ties That Bind, Local Carrboro Media Borrows $50,000 From Carrboro

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Carrboro Town Staff Turns Thumbscrews On Widow With Boa Approval, The Cost Of Not Being A Boa Pal

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