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Welcome to Squeeze the Pulp! A Juicy Look At the Zany World of Orange County, North Carolina

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The Zany Orange County Year 2009 In Review
The Zany Orange County Year 2008 In Review

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Chapelboro Progressives Arrested For Attempting To Shut Down Wake County School Board Meeting


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Advertising Genius "Alderdan" Coleman Causes Carrboro Merchants Association President Resignation


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Local Media Bemoans Loss Of Potential Businesses, Never Fear, Nobody's To Blame


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"North Carolina Facing 31% Budget Shortfall For FY 2011, Seventh Worst In Nation, While Locals Promote Incentive Pay


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"Average" Residential OWASA Water Rates Rose About 93% From 2001 To 2010 While Median Household Income Rose About 25%, Progressive Sustainability In Action


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Tangerine, Not Orange, Another ED Success


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Out Of Babes' Mouths, Orange County Flaccid ED Comes From Progressive Policies


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Carrboro Boa Snakes Into Efland's Business, Hypocrisy On Parade


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Carrboro Town Clerk Retires To Town Clerk Position


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Holding The Line On Taxes, Carrboro Increases Per Capita Property Tax Burden 25.5% Since 2004


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Golden Waters, OWASA Drinks In 9.25% Rate Increase


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Chapel Hill Has Low Taxes? No Sex, Lotta Lies, No Videotape


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Coal Free UNC, Mind Pollution Par Excellence


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State Stops Posting Bad Sales Tax News?


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Flaccid ED Facts Harden Election Campaigning


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Alderman Coleman Wants Home Rule, Let Socialist Anarchist Squeezing Begin


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Is Orange County Too Small For Two Realtor-Politicians?


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Local Fascist Blog Attempts To Silence Proponent For Transparent Chapel Hill Government


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What Gang Activity? City School Officials Remain In State Of Bliss


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Fixed Opinion Expert Michael Brough Plays Both Sides Of The Street


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With Commish Nelson's Help, Elian Gonzalez Grows Into Flaming Commie


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Mayor Chilton Ignores Private/Public Pay Disparity, Municipal Party Continues!


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At 1-In-7 On Food Stamps North Carolina 17th Out Of 50


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Boa Coils Over Thousands Of Cheap Rental Apartments, Yet Laments Affordable Housing


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Time Is NOT Of The Essence, Chapel Hill Slides 140 West Franklin Developer Timelines


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North Carolina Achieves Unemployment Insurance Insolvency


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Carrboro KFC Does Funky Chicken, Another ED Success Story


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35% More Wages, 45% More Compensation, 243% More Retirement, It's Municipal Employee Appreciation Week


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Carrboro Loan Debtor Says "Yesh" To Tax Stupidity


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Carrboro Town Attorney Runs Meter During Boa's Embarassing Failure


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Ties That Bind, Local Carrboro Media Borrows $50,000 From Carrboro


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Carrboro Town Staff Turns Thumbscrews On Widow With Boa Approval, The Cost Of Not Being A Boa Pal


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Rhymes Without Reason from Carrboro's Poet Lariat - Merry Carrboro Has a Little Lawyer


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The Pulpmeisters have always been interested in controversial, fact-based material flavored with humor. After all, when you squeeze the pulp, the juice flows in all directions.
Is there a place for you as a Pulp contributor? Do you have personal integrity? Can you tolerate the abuse of defamatory trolls? Could you be the next zesty personality providing your own flavor to the Pulp, as different as Cosmo Flamer is from the Poet Lariat?
If so, develop some potential pulpy material, drop us a line, and let us know.
No promises, but we know where the true “creative class” lives.

Be forewarned, the Pulp isn’t looking for apologists, e.g., sanctimonious, self-righteous tribalists with a predictable political affiliation.